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    • 6 years ago
    • 208660 notes
    • #gun control
  • trishmishtree:

    teamironmanforever:

    somepretty-things:

    hufflepufffharry:

    chonceinalifetime:

    4rkham-asylum:

    chonceinalifetime:

    not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump

    But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t want either candidate wrote in a name, someone else would stand a chance [and we could live with ourselves, not having voted for one or the other]

    no they wouldn’t, literally do not do this

    please educate yourself about nader and the 2000 presidential election before encouraging this literally terrible idea

    People on both sides say “Not voting for my candidate is a vote for the other guy” No, it’s just not a vote for your fucking candidate. Vote for who you actually believe in, otherwise you might as well not vote.
    If Hillary actually gave a damn she would try harder than just say “Vote for me cause I’m not Trump” No bitch, how about you show me something I can believe in.
    God damn, no wonder so many people don’t fucking vote.

    *sigh*

    Let me explain why they say a vote for a 3rd candidate or not voting for Hillary is voting for Trump:

    The United States does not have a direct democratic voting system. We have an indirect system called the electoral college.The electoral college is  a compromise between election of the President by a vote in Congress and election of the President by a popular vote of qualified citizens.

    To win the Presidency you do not need a popular majority; you need the majority of votes of the electoral college. 

    The way the college works is that the two parties select the delegates that will serve as electors, and the electors pledge to vote for the candidates, depending on their party affiliation, of either the democratic or republican party. So, when people go vote, they are actually going to vote for electors that have pledged to vote for a specific party/candidate. 

    Each state is allocated a different number of electoral seats, and so not every state is truly worth the same given that every candidate is racing to secure 270 seats (minimum required to win the election). 

    What’s important to note is that the electoral college is a winner take all vote in 48 of the 50 states, meaning that the candidate with the higher number of votes in a given state will get ALL of the seats. This is one of the reasons why third party candidates are a wasted vote. 

    Based on our country’s history, most States around the country have already been defined as either red or blue, because the majority of the people that go and vote in said states tend to stick to either one or the other no matter who is on the ballot. It becomes a bit of loyalism to a party or, more accurately, just a strong distaste towards the ideals of the other party. However, there are a few swing states that really define the elections, for each election cycle they tend to change depending on who is on the ballot. 

    Now, third party candidates, which is often used as a protest vote, have never worked because a) they are not written into every state ballot, meaning that there are states that don’t offer these candidates given that they did not qualify b) have rarely gotten enough votes to even be up for electoral seats c) ALWAYS end up hurting one of the two candidates, for, in close runs, they can make one of the other two candidates lose a SWING STATE.

    This is what happened with Ralph Nader in 2000. The votes that he received hurt Gore in certain states, particularly florida, which led to Bush winning as he had the majority of electoral seats even though he did not have the majority in popular vote. 

    Now, in the latest poll, it shows that the race between Hillary and trump is very close, and, when third party candidates are involved, it actually HURTS Hillary’s chances. 

    Now, if it hurts her enough, Trump can obtain the much needed swing states. If he gets over 270 seats (and thus more than hillary) he WILL win the goddamn election. 

    This is not a year to vote for a third party candidate. This is not a man you want in the oval office of the most powerful country in the world. 

    There is nothing NOTHING you can pull out that will make Trump the lesser of two evils. 

    We live in a country that has a two party system, so yes, a vote for a 3rd party candidate or a non-vote IS actually a vote for trump. 

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    (via literalforklift)

    • 6 years ago
    • 199381 notes
  • gtcvdeimos:
“I made a thing
”

    gtcvdeimos:

    I made a thing

    (via mizzieonyoutube)

    • 7 years ago
    • 143 notes
    • #the walking dead
    • #carol peletier
  • (via allthingsmustpass1970)

    • 7 years ago
    • 49063 notes
  • gotitforcheap:
“ barber: what you want
this guy: give me the elder scrolls oblivion tavern keeper
barber: say no more
”

    gotitforcheap:

    barber: what you want

    this guy: give me the elder scrolls oblivion tavern keeper 

    barber: say no more 

    (via oli-verwelke)

    • 7 years ago
    • 96275 notes
  • 420-666:

    aaliyah1979-2001:

    sunsuhage:

    the most comforting words a father can say

    look at the fucking dog

    I’m crying again

    (via allthingsmustpass1970)

    • 7 years ago
    • 869507 notes
  • prettykikimora:
“ transgirlnausicaa:
“ 3-dprintedbong:
“ theverge:
“ This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort  Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will...

    prettykikimora:

    transgirlnausicaa:

    3-dprintedbong:

    theverge:

    This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

    Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

    SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE

    this is absolutely terrifying

    AUTO-TOMB ENGAGE 

    (via literalforklift)

    • 7 years ago
    • 72548 notes
  • tumblrs-are-cool:
“ (x)
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    tumblrs-are-cool:

    (x)

    (via astateofambivalence-deactivated)

    • 7 years ago
    • 6683 notes
    • #stephen fry
    • #alan davies
  • battleshipping:

    modern-requiem:

    bookshelfpeppermint:

    phlurp:

    My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

    ITS BACK

    im crying

    THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

    (via astateofambivalence-deactivated)

    • 7 years ago
    • 583423 notes
  • petyrbaelishs:

    female character meme » mother/daughter or sisters » elinor & marianne dashwood

    requested by elisabethofyorks

    (via extremeliking)

    • 7 years ago
    • 1573 notes
    • #elinor dashwood
    • #marianne dashwood
    • #sense and sensibility
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